EXCERCISE: WORKS FOR ME!!!!
The doc. told me, "Physical exercise is good for you.", so I
have worked out my own special program:
Beating around the bush.
Jumping to conclusions.
Climbing the walls.
Swallowing my pride.
Dragging my heels.
Pushing my luck.
Making mountains out of mole hills.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Wading through paperwork.
Bending over backwards
Jumping on the band
Balancing the books.
Running around in circles.
Tooting my own horn.
Climbing the ladder of success.
Pulling out the stops.
Adding fuel to the fire.
Opening a can of worms.
Putting my foot in my mouth.
Starting the ball rolling.
Going over the edge.
Picking up the pieces.
Whew! What a workout !!!!!
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A. Rooney
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give
us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate."
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
-Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant
dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially
urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost
$21.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the
most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
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